A Cynic’s Take on Apple’s “It’s Only Rock & Roll” Event

Posted by nitrogen on September 9th, 2009

Apple just held this event (covered at Engadget). As someone who doesn’t drink Apple’s Kool-Aid, here’s my take.

  1. AppleGenius this and Genius that. Genius is a recommendation engine. Which makes it more of a marketing tool than Apple might admit. Genius mixes are like Pandora, last.fm or Slacker, except it only plays the music you own instead of introducing new stuff.
  2. OMG Ringtones!!1 Wait, $1.29 is revolutionary? I’ve been making my own ringtones for free for half a decade. And with the Blackberry I have now, I can just drop whatever MP3 I want on it and then tell it to play that as the ringtone.
  3. Home Sharing: Sounds a lot like Windows 7′s HomeGroup feature.
  4. LP Content: Cool, I guess. Not particularly useful, though; more of a gimmick.
  5. Boasting how great the iPhone is for games. Ironic considering you wouldn’t exactly see that sort of boast for Apple’s computer lineup…but it doesn’t matter in that context, right?

Conclusion: Free and Open technologies have offered most of these things for years. I’m unimpressed.

The Most Impossible Places To Live on the Planet

Posted by nitrogen on September 2nd, 2009

Popular Mechanics wrote an article of the Most Dangerous Places To Live on the Planet. But I figured I could still take it one step further.

Got another suggestion? Comment!

(All images lovingly sourced from Wikimedia Commons.)

Advances in Science

Posted by nitrogen on August 14th, 2009

I thought I would take a few minutes to talk about some of the recent scientific/medical advances I’ve heard about lately and thought were cool. I hope these come to fruition.

MGAT2: The Fat Gene?

I read a story today about a scientists discovering a gene, MGAT2, that controls how mice process fat. Flipping this switch causes mice fed a high-fat diet to weigh 40% less and have 50% less fat than the “normal mice.” I would have liked a bit more detail on their experiments, such as if their normal mice were a real control group, and what the duration of the experiment was.

But if scientists are able to apply this to humans, it could help to adapt our bodies to more foods. Personally, I’m all for scientific advancement, but I also think we should eat responsibly. I just don’t want to see this become an excuse for people to gorge on Big Macs three times a day.

Link @ DiscoverMagazine.com

Eliminating tooth decay

This is one I remembered reading about years ago, but I haven’t heard of any further advancements, which disappoints me. Our mouths contain a host of bacteria, among which is Streptococcus mutans. This is a bacteria that feeds on sugars, excreting lactic acid, and is a primary cause of tooth decay. But by genetically engineering a strain of Streptococcus mutans that doesn’t secrete lactic acid, they were able to stop tooth decay in the test rats, even when fed a high sugar diet.

Link @ TheFreeLibrary.com

HIV blocked by Delta 32 mutation could lead to cure

There is a particular genetic mutation called Delta 32 (inherited from both parents) which blocks the CCR5 receptor on cells. This receptor is what enables HIV to enter and infect cells. By blocking the receptor, the subject becomes functionally immune to HIV and AIDS.

This has been demonstrated in humans already in Berlin. In an astoundingly unfortunate double-whammy, a man contracted both HIV and Leukemia. The man needed a bone marrow transplant, and in doing so, they deliberately chose a donor with the Delta 32 mutation. The effect of this was that the patient gained this resistance to HIV, and subsequent testing showed no signs of the virus.

Link @ BaldwinCountyNow.com

Bacteriophages

Bacteriophages are a set of viruses whose targets are not humans, but bacteria. Therefore they pose little threat to us. The FDA does not, however, recognize them as legitimate ways of treating bacterial infections, though testing overseas has shown great promise. One particular example given in the Popular Science article (linked below) is combating flesh-eating bacteria, which is usually treatable only by cutting out the infected area and performing skin grafts to close the now even larger wound. Or by amputation.

In particular, the former Soviet republic of Georgia has made some of the most important advances in phage therapy. They’ve engineered thousands of strains that are adept at killing particular target bacteria. Using a sample of the infection from the patient, they can mix a cocktail addressing all of the bacteria in the infection, which is then dribbled over the wound painlessly. In a few days, healing begins. In a few weeks, a wound that would have otherwise required surgery and skin grafts, or even amputation, is healed.

The FDA needs to come to their senses and realize that for new scientific advances, we cannot simply deny the potential benefits because the treatment doesn’t follow the arbitrary rules we’ve set for testing. We need to be flexible, and adjust the rules so that these treatments at least have a chance to be tested and prove themselves.

Link @ PopSci.com or PDF Mirror @ Bogrees.com

Reasons Telsa is Cool:

Thomas Edison verbally offered Tesla $50,000 (a huge amount at the time) to improve his Direct Current efficiency. When Tesla actually did it, Edison refused to pay up, claiming he had been joking around. Tesla responded by quitting and inventing Alternating Current, which was much more efficient for long distances. Edison’s technology was inferior, so he responded by launching a slander campaign against Tesla’s Alternating Current by publicly electrocuting stray dogs, horses, and eventually people by inventing the electric chair to give AC a bad reputation.

Tesla worked with George Westinghouse to build an AC infrastructure, making so much money in royalties that it threatened to bankrupt Westinghouse’s company. Tesla responded by tearing up his contract, accepting a tiny fraction of the wealth he would be entitled to otherwise.

Other Tesla Awesomeness:

  • Developed and used fluorescent and neon lights 40 years before industry “invented” them.
  • Designed the first hydroelectric power plant, at Niagara Falls.
  • Invented the speedometer.
  • Invented the Tesla coil and with it a potential means for distributing free, wireless power. J. P. Morgan initially funded this research, but backed out when they found out it was meant to be distributed for free.
  • Experimented extensively with resonance frequency, some say to the effect that he could generate earthquakes.
  • Demonstrated the principles behind radio a decade before Marconi “invented” it. Marconi’s patents were later invalidated as a result, but he still receives credit a lot of the time.
  • Proposed the concept of radar to Thomas Edison and the military and was laughed at. 25 years later, radar was finally invented.

Source and more: http://www.electroherbalism.com/Bioelectronics/Tesla/TeslaversusEdison.htm

Apple Security House Of Cards About To Fall?

Posted by nitrogen on April 28th, 2009

For years Apple Computer users have enjoyed a sense of security and invulnerability to malware and viruses that has not been had by PC users for the greater part of a decade. In fact, Apple as a company is so comfortable with this position that much of their marketing focuses on it (e.g. the “Viruses” commercial, 1). But I believe their position to be one of ignorance, not omnipotence.

Macs are less prone to these issues (so far) simply because they represent a much smaller target to malware authors. For those who are trying to create a botnet or otherwise generate revenue from these nefarious activities, a target with 88% market share is much more appealing than one with just under 10% (2). However, I believe there is a critical mass in the 10-15% range that will lead to a significant increase in attacks against this platform.

For many years now, Microsoft has been hardening Windows against these attacks and responding with patches and other security measures. Apple has been much more lax, patching the occasional vulnerability, but not as promptly or thoroughly as Microsoft. But the fact of the matter is when the fecal matter hits the air-moving device, Apple is going to be wholly unprepared.

Apple’s security stance is antiquated and dangerous in this era. The only reason they haven’t been plagued with vulnerabilities yet is because they’re still a relatively small target. But we’ve begun to see the first signs. In the PWN2PWN 2009 competition, Apple’s Safari browser fell victim to Charlie Miller’s hacks in seconds (3). To be fair, Internet Explorer 8 (Beta) and Firefox also were compromised later that day. There has also recently been a trojan lurking in pirated copies of iWork ’09 (4).

The greater the popularity they gain, the higher the risk becomes. I have to wonder what will happen to this house of cards once the wind picks up.

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Obama Gun Policy: A Brilliant Ruse?

Posted by nitrogen on March 16th, 2009

I had what I may believe to be a slight epiphany last night. No, it didn’t hurt. I realized that among Obama’s controversial policies are his stances on gun control, being more restrictive than we’ve become accustomed to. And yet, in the past year gun sales have doubled or tripled, according to Virginian gun shop owner Bernie Conatser. Many items in many shops are completely sold out, and ammunition is becoming scarce under the increased demand. Simply a consumer reaction to what may become, you say? Maybe, but what if there’s more to it than that?

President Obama was elected in one of the worst economic times in decades. Restoring the economy represents one of his top priorities, much more so than the aforementioned gun control. He intends to do this through a series of governmental loans to help American companies persevere through the hard times and by promoting spending.

Many of the most popular firearms in the world are American made. And even if you don’t buy a gun made in America, the ammunition you put through it probably is. By creating an impression that these products may soon be less available or more expensive, he’s actually increased sales to an impressive degree, stimulating the economy and supporting U.S. businesses.

What if that was the plan all along?

Photoshop: Michael Scott Statue

Posted by nitrogen on March 5th, 2009

We have a group going on Facebook for some of my friends declaring that we’ll move to an island and set up our own society. Each person is appointed to a humorous position befitting their personality. Anyway, a couple of us decided that our town center should contain a statue of Michael Scott dedicated to the phrase, “That’s what she said.” So until our island comes to fruition, I decided to whip up a Photoshop mock-up.

"That's What She Said!"

Sources:

The Office Season 4 DVD Cover, via The Office Alliance.
James McGill, via Wikimedia.

Let’s Go Motoring

Posted by nitrogen on February 2nd, 2009

Being that it’s the middle of winter and I’m growing continually more antsy for good weather again, I figured I’d write a bit about a couple of my summer toys.

1974 Yamaha RD250 1974 Yamaha RD250

1974 Yamaha RD250 - 247cc 2-stroke twin. 30hp, 330lb, 50mpg, 95mph (according to http://www.yamaha-rd.com/rd/data.html). This one’s special because my dad bought it new for my grandpa in 1974. It was parked and stored when Grandpa got sick, and spent about 25 years virtually untouched. So, 18 years after Grandpa passed away, I found his bike in the shed and had been wanting a relatively modest road bike for a while. I talked to Dad and he said we could get it out and see if it would run.

After a good washing, I discovered it still had nice paint underneath the dust. And after a lot of work with an SOS pad, the chrome started looking a lot better, too. Dad spent some time cleaning up the fuel and electrical systems so that it would fire up. And it did; it actually runs great! We had some fuel delivery problems due to rust in the gas tank clogging the fuel filters, but I think we’ve got that cleared up now as well. I need to wash/wax and clean up the chrome again soon. It’s a fun diversion in the summer.

2008 Mini Cooper S - I’ve been a fan of the new Coopers and the old Coopers for some time now. I’ve known that this was the car I wanted and just been waiting until I could afford it and justify getting it. It’s a solid little car, and gets more-than-acceptable mileage. The ride can be stiff–this is expected–but if you throw it around a curve and hit the gas, the amount of grip is ridiculous. I took a freeway on-ramp with some speed–and a passenger–and she nearly ended up on my side of the car. Oops. :-)

  • Turbocharged 1.6L, 172bhp, 177lb-ft, 192lb-ft with overboost, 6-speed manual
  • British Racing Green with White Top/Mirrors/Stripes
  • Grey/Carbon Black Leatherette Interior
  • Anthracite Headliner
  • Premium Package
    • Dual-Pane Panoramic Sunroof
    • Automatic Air Conditioning
    • Hi-Fi Sound System
  • Sport Package
    • Dynamic Stability Control
    • Sport Suspension
    • 17″ Alloy Wheels (Web-Spoke)
  • Multi-Function Steering Wheel (for cruise control)
  • Limited Slip Differential
  • Xenon Headlights

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Furry Love Cuffs – Corrupting Our Youth?

Posted by nitrogen on February 2nd, 2009

I saw these at 7-11 today and couldn’t resist buying them because the tag is hilarious. No, I didn’t Photoshop that in.
For Ages 3 And Up

Zune: Fix It!

Posted by nitrogen on January 30th, 2009

I bought a Zune (80GB) some time ago and have not been fully satisfied with its performance. I guess this is not surprising, as Zune seems to have very little backing against the mighty iPod, and Microsoft themselves even seem to half-ass their support for it, as if they don’t truly care.

On paper, it sounds ideal. And under the right circumstances, it is. It had the features I was looking for: plenty of space, a nice screen, ability to play video podcasts as well as MP3s, a competitive price, and wasn’t a friggin’ Apple product.

My problems mostly stem from the Zune Software. I hate the way the Zune is locked to the software. There’s no ability to add files directly without the magical Zune software. And the Zune software media player is okay, but has some real boneheaded problems…

  • Revision3 HD content doesn’t work. This is the biggest gripe I have with the software right now. Rev3 changed their container from .mov to .mp4 and supposedly there’s some small portion of the spec that the Zune software doesn’t support. So it just fails out. To top it off, WMP11 plays the files just fine, but for whatever assinine reason, the Zune software doesn’t just use the WMP engine.
  • No Equalizer.
  • The progress slider is too small and doesn’t scale to the window width. This makes it very difficult to scan to a specific spot in a long video.
  • The cover view is neat, but doesn’t serve any purpose. I should be able to click on albums and see their track list or information about them.
  • Right-clicking doesn’t do jack most of the time. Some sort of advanced/convenient menu would be nice.
  • No shortcut to skip to a certain song without being locked in the album/playlist (like ‘J’ in Winamp).
  • No 4-channel support. (It would just be cool if it took the stereo audio and played it through the rear speakers as well.)