What sort of things piss me off in this world? Here’s a short list I made a while back….

1. People who don’t use their turn signals. Really, they’re there for a reason.
2. Anything prefixed by ‘i’. iPod, iTunes, iGeneralCrappyElectronics,
   iI. Get over it. How about i_YourMom? Fill in the blank.
3. And speaking of iPods, must everyone listen to their MP3 players 24 hours a day? I feel tuned out by these people, like I’m not good enough to exist in their Hip-Hop-soundtracked world. Also, it’s kind of hard to get someone’s attention when they’re too busy listening to P-Diddy instead. Enjoy reality for a while…we keep it around for a reason.
4. People who are “Married” on Facebook but have really only been dating for about two fuckin’ weeks. It just bugs me. Where’s the “Twice Divorced with Two Kids and One On The Way” option so I can mess with people, too?
5. And what about people who, first of all, don’t use English correctly and second of all, abbreviate everything possible? I can tolerate lack of capitalization, but when someone tries to start conversations with sentences that go something like ‘wut u up 2′ I want to fucking hit them. With a board. With a nail in it.
6. MySpace. I know it’s “just another social networking site” but I don’t think you’ll find a bigger collection of bad web sites and child molesters on the planet. Seriously, everyone seems to operate on the principle of ‘the more animated gifs, video clips, and obnoxious backgrounds, the better.’ Maybe I’m just not one of the cool kids, but I can’t even view 90% of the MySpace profiles out there without at least disabling the background first.
7. “Reality” TV. Do some people not see through the transparent acts and overdramatizations? Is it actually entertaining to watch people sing and do other things poorly, and more often than not, to hope they fail at it so you can make fun of them? (Like any of us could do better.) And finally, why is Reality TV so fucking important to America’s culture that more people voted in the last American Idol than in the presidential election? What the fuck, people?
8. People who, when the song Piano Man comes on, and they don’t know the words, just sing “PIANO PIANO PIANO” at the top of their lungs, and think they’re clever for it. The song has words for a reason, you commies. Stop ruining it or I’ll shove my clever boot up your clever ass.
9. When I’m minding my own business, on a nice summer day, just enjoying the weather, and I go inside a house or business and for some reason they have felt it necessary to turn the air conditioning down to the “Arctic” setting. I mean, I order food and it’s cold before I can eat it. There are penguins walking around, and instead of a “Wet Floor” sign, they need a “Caution: Floor May be Icy” sign. And the part that pisses me off most is amidst all of this…the temperature is absolutely perfect outside.